“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
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i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
i bet its because of my fanfics xD
i bet its not
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why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t
me at da club
Bluthify | Spotify made playlists for each one of the Bluth Family members for you to enjoy.
Click here and listen to each one of them, and share them with your friends, they’re perfect.
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